the BEST George W. Bush joke ever…this is from one of my bestest buddies- “Lois Ann” in Chattanooga!
George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks and the Devil is there waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do with you” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you- but you definitely have to stay here…so I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go but you have to take their place. I’ll even let you decide who leaves!”.
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first door and in the room was Ted Kennedy and he was in a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing and gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.
“NO!”, George said. “I’m not a very good swimmer and I really don’t think I could do that all day.”
The Devil leads him to the next room, in it is Tony Blair with a sledghammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time and more rocks appeared.
“NO!” screams George, “I’ve got this problem shoulder and I’d be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day.”
The Devil opened a third door. In it was Bill Clinton- naked, tied to the bed in a spread eagle pose. Kneeling next to him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
George looked at this with complete disbelief and he finally screams- “YEAH!, I can handle this!”
So the Devil grins and says- “OK Monica, you’re free to go now!”